February 2012
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I bought a pair of purple tweed pants.
On clearance, cause the store’s closing. For 12$…
Now the question:
Should I go buy 2 tweed pencil skirts on clearance too, or to not be so fucking British when I live in Virginia?
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Can't make the auditions for The Voice in...
So I’m auditioning online.
When I post the link, pleeeeeeeeeeeaase vote for me!
“Help I’m Alive” by Metric came on Last Night’s episode of Grey’s.
And I kept thinking, “Beating like a hamburger… Beating like a hamburger.”
TELL ME HOW YOU'D FUCK ME ANONYMOUSLY.
anothertheletter:
nogods-nomasters-nopants:
diy-orgasms:
truckersaretheblood:
astrofunkyjunky:
thatbitchrobin:
In vivid detail. If I am too embarrassed you win.
DO it.
Oh my god, I just want a good giggle right now. THE MORE RIDICULOUS THE BETTER!
Okay yeah just do it.
Could we do this?
I was going to put some sort of excuse for why I was reblogging this here, but fuck...
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I feel like I’d like morning sex the best.
I mean. I’m not a morning person, but wouldn’t that just be the perfect way to start your day?
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What I spent the last 10 minutes on. Hope you like...
But… You can’t.
It’s 8, 12, 16 +
Shaved tonight.
And I have literally spent the last 15 minutes just staring at the computer screen rubbing my legs together.
Best.
Feeling.
In.
The.
World.
I have been appropriately shamed.
Story of my life:
I order 8 wings, I’m still hungry.
I order 12, I can’t eat them all.
Problems for Boneless Wing Thursdays at BWW.
Cut my ankle shaving...
Not bleeding, but it stings like a Bitch.
People calling. At 8.16 AM. I do not approve.
Phone on silent.
Ignoring all calls.
If emergency.
Send text.
If not emergency, but still interested in talking.
Send text.
Unless it’s in the next 3 hours.
Thanks.
My hair is getting shaggy.
Will soon actually have to do something with it to make it look … nice. Rather than a 1970’s Business Man’s haircut.
nightofthehunter:
HOW TO PISS OFF PEOPLE BASED ON THEIR ZODIACS
coshledak:
zimothy:
thecurseofjohnwatson:
cosmicmermaidmuse:
I’m in a cheeky mood, so…
Aries – Place someone above them. Be first to get what they want. Turn everything into a contest and win. Call them a coward. Make them wait.
Taurus – Hide or damage their valuables. Use their stuff without first asking...
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Hyggelig n. Danish: a warm, friendly, cozy feeling...
“I am very flattered. I have also become a verb as in “I have cumberbatched the...”
– Benedict Cumberbatch
This is one of the quotes IMDB has up on Benedicts page. I just love it!
(via charminglykate)
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This is no joke, it really happened in my first...
My EMR instructor: You arrive at a scene with a patient laying on the ground. You check their level of alertness and they appear unconscious. You have already opened their airway with an adjunct and are administering oxygen.
What do you do next?
Student: Call 911!
My EMR Instructor: YOU ARE 911.
Took a shower.
Was going to shave. But got light-headed, and decided to end the shower before anything bad happened… Again.
One the other hand- Everything smells like cucumber.
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I'm in a hugging mood.
I had a bad-ish dream (it started out really creepy and bad, but then turned good…ish), and in my dream I got this really amazing hug from someone. I knew him in my dream, but I’m not sure I know him in real life.
Basically, this dream made me need hugs because of the scary, and then want hugs because of the good hug example.
Hugs?
I tear up like a small infant when I get my eyebrows done… It probably wouldn’t hurt all too much, but I’d end up crying and looking ridiculous anyway.
What I am giving up for Lent:
Soda
Chocolate
Not doing laundry on a regular basis
Bad sleep habits
Not exercising.
Good List? I think so. Thought about adding meat to the list, but I decided not to torture myself completely.
Sometimes I think about getting my legs waxed,...
But then I think about 2 things:
You have to wait until the hair is long enough to get them waxed, and that’s just too long for me.
I’m a wimp when it comes to pain I can’t control. I can dig splinters out of my fingers, glass shards out of my foot, but the second someone else tries to, I get all squinty and I tense up. If I was a doctor, I’d probably have to suture my...
